These are pretty good. I especially like the Apple reference.
Another from Brother Sonny:
😁 The little boy entered the Hallmark card shop. “Can I help you son?” asked the friendly man behind the counter. The boy was shy and only shrugged his shoulders. “Well” said the man. “Are you looking for a birthday card, an anniversary card or maybe a get well card.” “No.” said the boy in little more than a whisper. “What I really need is a new report card.”
LIVE, LAUGH AND LOVE! Christian are called to lead the way! For more happy inspiration please visit the Sonny Day Devos website.