Saturday Silly

​Another from Brother Sonny:

😁 The little boy entered the Hallmark card shop. “Can I help you son?” asked the friendly man behind the counter. The boy was shy and only shrugged his shoulders. “Well” said the man. “Are you looking for a birthday card, an anniversary card or maybe a get well card.” “No.” said the boy in little more than a whisper. “What I really need is a new report card.”
LIVE, LAUGH AND LOVE! Christian are called to lead the way! For more  happy inspiration please visit the Sonny Day Devos website.

Friday Funny (×2)

The first was shared on FB by a friend, Sonny Childs, author unknown:

😁 Without shoes, the man had horribly stinky feet.

Without mints, the woman had horribly stinky breath.
It was their honeymoon night and, to illustrate their marital trust, both had decided to tell the other their deeply personal secret.
The woman exhaled nervously. “I’ll go first.”
“Oh no! Wait!” said the man. “Did you eat my socks?!”
        LIVE, LAUGH AND LOVE! Christians are called to lead the way! For more happy inspiration please visit the Sonny Day Devos website.

Have a happy weekend!